JAKE
Dude, Halle Berry is so much hotter than Jessica Alba.
Julian
No way, Bro. Did you see Jessica Alba in Sin City? So Fuckin' Hot.
Max
Alright, alright. We know, they're both hot.
JULIAN
What's wrong with you? Didn't get your daily dose of hot, steaming cock?
MAX
Fuck you! I get more cock than Lindsey Lohan!
JAKE
Dude, everyone gets more cock than Lindsey Lohan. She's a lesbian.
MAX
No, her and Samantha are just friends!
JAKE
But seriously guys, what the fuck am I gonna do with my life? Once my Dad finds out I dropped out, I'm gonna be toast. I mean, unless I can get my rhymes to sell.
JULIAN
You still haven't laid any shit down for us, man. Lets here what you've got.
Jake
Alright, man, but remember, it's still a work in progress. Here's what I've got- My dicks longer than a log, but your girl still swallows it like a hot dog-
Bar patron spits drink out across bar, causing Jake to stop his rap short.
JAKE
It's okay, right guys?
Max
Dude, quit while you're ahead.
JULIAN
I think it's legit, Son.
Hope you enjoyed that little excerpt. My biggest worry was that I'm the only chick in filmmaker's club, so when I finally sat down to write, I wanted to make sure it would be on the same level as 'the boy's' material. That's why Roomie C was such a big help, cause he gave me perspective into his life, and what his reactions would be to each line. You may be thinking, wow, that's really fucking crude. Well, go watch this then. That's a recent film they've made. Most of them are all shorts, and mine will be a short film as well, about 5 minutes long.
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Most bizarre convo string EVER
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